US First Dog Bites Ex-WTVJer

The first dog of the United States is not happy about getting kicked out of his house. Barney, caused minor bites to Jon Decker, a former WTVJ producer. “I don’t know what set him off,” says Decker. “Maybe it was the Republican debacle Tuesday night, the fact that soon he’ll be replaced as America’s first dog or that I happened to have bacon for breakfast.” Decker was seen by the white house “presidential physician” where he was given a two- to three-day supply of antibiotics, and told him to come back Friday for a tetanus booster.